Ciao!

Ciao a tutti!
Mi sono appena iscritta, quindi non so ancora bene come e cosa fare...Cmq questo sito e' fantastico! XD

La scuola è inutile xke':
MATEMATICA: c'è la calcolatrice
STORIA: sn tt morti
MUSICA: c'è MTV e Youtube
GINNASTICA: c'è la Wii
INGLESE: guardo Dora l' esploratrice
GEOGRAFIA: c'è il tom-tom
ITALIANO: ormai scriviamo tt csi' :)

LEGGETE è DIVERTENTISSIMO!!!

PRIMA DELLE NOZZE: 
Lei: Ciao! 
Lui: Finalmente! Da quanto tempo aspettavo questo 
momento! 
Lei: Vuoi che vada via? 
Lui: NO! Come ti viene in mente? Solo a pensarci, 
rabbrividisco! 
Lei: Mi ami? 
Lui: Certamente! A tutte le ore del giorno e della 
notte! 
Lei: Mi hai mai tradito? 
Lui: NO! MAI! perché me lo chiedi? 
Lei: Vuoi baciarmi? 
Lui: Sì, ogni volta che ne ho l'occasione! 
Lei: Saresti mai capace di picchiarmi? 
Lui: Sei impazzita? Lo sai come sono io! 
Lei: Posso fidarmi di te? 
Lui: Sì! 
Lei: Tesoro... 

SETTE ANNI DOPO LE NOZZE: leggi dal basso all' alto hahaha XD


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╔═══╗ ♪
║███║ ♫ ♫
║ (●) ║ ι love мυѕιc ♫   
╚═══╝  


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