Lyf Is Mae Game, Come Play Wit Me

<<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 !*The truth about girls.. - midol is like crack; end of story. * - we love ben && jerrys more than you. * - we will never be too old for sleepovers. * - gossip isn`t a sin; it`s an art. * - we aren`t ashamed to cry. * - we must go to the bathroom in groups. * - we have this thing called feelings; don`t hurt them. * - there`s no point in having an ex if you can`t be a bitch to him. * - hoes over bros. no questions asked. * - we don`t wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort. * - sometimes is just never quite enough. * - we need girls nights; OFTEN. * - we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us that hurt. * - it doesn`t matter who dumped who or why. whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us.. not because we`re not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl. * - makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart. * - no guy wants to marry a bitch. well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either. * - never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. just don`t do it. * - our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or our ass when you`re not looking in our eyes, WE kNoW. <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3 <<3