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~*Try Not to Cry*~
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry, Mommy, I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; that I love him very much,
And please tell Zach; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zach, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you, Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-Bye".
Now you have two choices,
1. Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry".
2. Don't repost it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.
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did u ever talk to a boy or girl and asked them this.....
girl: do i ever cross ur mine
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
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Boy: baby we need to talk
Girl: Josh, what do you mean?
Boy: something has come up...
Girl: what? whats wrong?
Boy: i dont want to hurt you baby
Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... i love him so much
Boy: baby are you there??
Girl: yea im here what is so important??
Boy: im not sure if i should say
Girl: well you already brought it up, so please just tell me
Boy: im leaving....
Girl: baby what are you talking about? i don't want you to leave me, i love you!
Boy: not like that, i mean i'm moving far away
Girl: why? all of your family lives here
Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: i can't believe this, i don't want you to go
Boy: would you run away with me?
Girl: baby, you know i would, i would do anything for you, but i can't, my dad would kill me!
Boy: its ok i understand i guess..
Girl: *thinking* i can't believe whats going on
Boy: i need to give you somemthing tonight because im leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning so i need to see you now
Girl: ok i will sneak out and meet you at the park
Boy: ok i'll meet you there in 20min
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.]
Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.
Girl: (begins to cry)
Boy: baby don't cry, you know i love you... but i have to go
Girl: ok (begins to walk away)
[They both go back home. And she begins to read the letter he gave her.]
It says.....
Erika,
You probably already know that I'm leaving. I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my whore and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you whore, you never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Whore you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon..... Goodbye!
- Josh
[Erika begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage and crys.]
....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a phone call....
Friend: how are you feeling?
Girl: i just can't believe this happened i thought he loved me.
Friend: o, about that. Josh left me a message a few days ago. he told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: ummm ok
[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket]
It says...
Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Whore = Baby
Will not= Will
........ I hope yu didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why i wanted you to run away with me...
-Josh
Girl: omg its a letter, Josh does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. i cant believe how stupid i am!!
Friend: lol ok but i g2g... call me later
Girl: *happy* ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!!
[Erika turns the T.V. on]
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.
[She turns off the tv.... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Josh was dead and she had nothing to live for...]
....A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Josh, he called to leave a message. "Its Josh, i guess your not home so, I called to let you know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had to see u one last time. so i hope your not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if you got scared, i promise to make it up to you, everything will be okay i love you so much...call me."
[He eventually finds out what happened, and also kills himself.]
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See if you can read each sentence out loud without making a mistake:
This is this cat.
THis is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is retard cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is thirty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now read the third word in each sentence in order.
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