Thought your papaer would protect u.

rock, paper, scissors. i understand how scissors can beat paper, and how rock can beat scissors, but there is n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? actually, s c r e w s c i s s o r s , why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ? why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why: because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock, paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your paper would protect you."

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